SIGNS

These signs come courtesy of my local area recycling center. Check out number eight in the detailed second image.




Isn't that hilarious? I guess they have to cover ALL prohibited bases.

CHRISTMAS CUTIE

SIGNS, THE CANDY EDITION

Spied these two displays while waiting in various checkout lines. Enbiggen to see some hilarious use of the English Language.

Milk Chocolate that's Solid Milk Chocolate FLAVORED? Mmmmmmm... I loves me dat synthetic, new fangled chocolate!


Joy to the whirled.

Jackson Pollock
(January 28, 1912 – August 11, 1956) American painter / abstract expressionist

Become a Jackson Pollock. Click here.

CHRISTMAS, A TIME FOR TRAUMA

The ubiquitous Aunt John and Unkle Lancifer have published my Name That Trauma of one of my very FIRST traumas ever.
Check it out here.

I Like Conversing: Flashback 1992

Me, having lunch with Jeani and discussing our heritage during our first week together at school.

ME: You know, Jeani, I've had a special affinity for your people ever since I saw Dances With Wolves.

JEANI: Awwww! And I've had an affinity for your people ever since I saw La Bamba.

Feeling Sunny

Subject line from a recent spam e-mail:

A big penis after a small one feels like the sun after rain.

Has a calm, almost zen-like quality, doesn't it?

SIGNS

Discovered this posted one fine Saturday morning on my street corner:



I imagined some poor, hung-over guy who spent the night prior to his birthday partying too hard and trying to sleep in, wondering why there were so many damn people outside his window honking away all morning.

This notion filled me with unbridled joy. I happily slammed my palm to the horn and honked to my hearts content every time I passed that day.

Hope it was an awesome birthday, Rich. AWESOME.

I LIKE CONVERSING: PROUD

Crammed into a sports bar after Pride Parade, Whisperliner, Bean, Seb and myself are seated next to some hot Latina and black lesbians in a booth. Bean spies her flashing purple light-emitting diode (LED) pride glass.

BEAN: Whoa. Where did you get that glass?!

HOT LATINA LESBIAN: You can only get them at the bar.

BEAN Really?!

HOT BLACK THUG LESBIAN: But only if you're hot.

BEAN: Oh.

A little while later several of the hot black and Latina lesbians in her group vanish. Moments later Hot Latina Lesbian and Hot Black Thug Lesbian return with fresh drinks, and two unfilled LED pride cups.

HOT LATINA LESBIAN: Lookie what we got ya!

WHISPERLINER: Omigod! I was trying to figure out how I was gonna steal that cup from you, but now I don't have to!

BEAN: Yea!

WHISPERLINER: Thank you!

SEB: So, are we hotties now?

HOT LATINA LESBIAN: You ALL hotties now!

WHISPERLINER: Whoo-hoo!

SEB: Yes!

WHISPERLINER: Wait- are these cups dishwasher safe?