SIGNS, THE CANDY EDITION Spied these two displays while waiting in various checkout lines. Enbiggen to see some hilarious use of the English Language. Milk Chocolate that's Solid Milk Chocolate FLAVORED? Mmmmmmm... I loves me dat synthetic, new fangled chocolate!
Discovered this posted one fine Saturday morning on my street corner:
I imagined some poor, hung-over guy who spent the night prior to his birthday partying too hard and trying to sleep in, wondering why there were so many damn people outside his window honking away all morning.
This notion filled me with unbridled joy. I happily slammed my palm to the horn and honked to my hearts content every time I passed that day.
I LIKE CONVERSING: PROUD Crammed into a sports bar after Pride Parade, Whisperliner, Bean, Seb and myself are seated next to some hot Latina and black lesbians in a booth. Bean spies her flashing purple light-emitting diode (LED) pride glass.
BEAN: Whoa. Where did you get that glass?!
HOT LATINA LESBIAN: You can only get them at the bar.
HOT BLACK THUG LESBIAN: But only if you're hot.
A little while later several of the hot black and Latina lesbians in her group vanish. Moments later Hot Latina Lesbian and Hot Black Thug Lesbian return with fresh drinks, and two unfilled LED pride cups.
HOT LATINA LESBIAN: Lookie what we got ya!
WHISPERLINER: Omigod! I was trying to figure out how I was gonna steal that cup from you, but now I don't have to!
WHISPERLINER: Thank you!
SEB: So, are we hotties now?
HOT LATINA LESBIAN: You ALL hotties now!
WHISPERLINER: Wait- are these cups dishwasher safe?
I like people. I am eccentric. I believe in letting people live their life. I like sounds. I believe in bare feet. And Vodka Martinis. And being shirtless. And coffee. And cats. I'm lucky enough to have both a biological and chosen family that I can always lean on. Always.
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